Psychology

Psychology jokes

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.

In reality, I like killing myself.

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

Why can orphans travel around so much?

A. They never get homesick.

Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."