What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Who am I?
why do orphans become criminals to feel what it is like to be wanted
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
wtf is wrong with people?-
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
