Psychology jokes
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.