Prostitution

Prostitution Jokes

I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

A Good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business

The Drunk and a priest

On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:

"Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:

"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

The drunk widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:

"How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."

How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

You’re dead if the rubber breaks.

This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing. Hi we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun? So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with I have two parrots as well, they are always praying and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours. They proceed to do so and the lady's parrots say hi we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun? and the pastors parrots reply with Johnny drop your beads and lift your heads our prayers have been answered.

🤷 What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute? 🤔 If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher you have to give her money 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 😁

What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first

What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first