What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50, that fuckin' whore.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer.
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing: "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"
So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with, "I have two parrots as well, they are always praying, and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a Christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours."
They proceed to do so, and the lady's parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" and the pastor's parrots reply with "Johnny, drop your beads and lift your heads, our prayers have been answered!"
