Prostitution Jokes

If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00 If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also polish you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob and if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is a canadian and polish with blond hair you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob but if you wanted to fuck him up the ass he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at a adult book store

What do u call a black pros titute with braces A black n decker pecker wrecker

What's a my cock and money have in common? Your mom

How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife

I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok

How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar foot longs

What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."

This account is run by a peadophile

Gay wizard went to a bar disappeared with a poof

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?

To get a daddy

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

Prostitutes rEmind me of chewese

What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute? You can get on with a prostitute!

If you give a prostitute money you will go to jail but if you give a prostitute a klondike bar you will not go to jail I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck