Prostitution Jokes

Sister

Anonymous

If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00 If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also polish you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob and if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is a canadian and polish with blond hair you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob but if you wanted to fuck him up the ass he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at a adult book store

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Pecker

Karen justice

What do u call a black pros titute with braces A black n decker pecker wrecker

Common

Krispy

What's a my cock and money have in common? Your mom

Wife

Krispy

How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife

Night

Krispy

I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

Stripper

Krispy

When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok

INS

Krispy

How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right

Game

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"

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Foot

Monkey Man

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar foot longs

Leper

Anonymous

What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."

Disappearance

Anonymous

Gay wizard went to a bar disappeared with a poof

Difference

t h a t g u y

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

Orphan

Orphan 1

Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?

To get a daddy

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Lightbulb

Anonymous

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

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Reminder

Chad

Prostitutes rEmind me of chewese

Difference

Richard Wood

What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute? You can get on with a prostitute!

Jail

Anonymous

If you give a prostitute money you will go to jail but if you give a prostitute a klondike bar you will not go to jail I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck

Orphan

Accident

Why did the Orphan become a prostitute,

Because they needed someone to call daddy

Girl

Yalliban

The girl in picture has no ass