Prostitution jokes
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
What is the difference between a prostitute and a wife?
A prostitute will fulfill your needs with your money; a wife will fulfill her needs with your money.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50, that fuckin' whore.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.