How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute? You can get on with a prostitute!
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
What do u call a black pros titute with braces A black n decker pecker wrecker
i went to a 90 minute prostitute once . she was a whore and a half i tell ya
so my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child i was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me i was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friends uncle killed my dad . the kid was never seen again . her name was Madeleine McCann i think im the only one who knows where she is but overall the head from the hooker was good
Gay wizard went to a bar disappeared with a poof
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock spit out the feathers
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar foot longs
If you give a prostitute money you will go to jail but if you give a prostitute a klondike bar you will not go to jail I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck
What's a my cock and money have in common? Your mom
This account is run by a peadophile
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
A Good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
What do you get when you cross a panhandler and a politician and a lobbyist and a prostitute and a sodomite a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs They hate it when you hand it to them
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi and a lesbian that is a progressive democrat and a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco California one of Jehovah's Witnesses
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00 If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also polish you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob and if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is a canadian and polish with blond hair you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob but if you wanted to fuck him up the ass he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at a adult book store
