Problem jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
Baal jharne ke upay?
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
My neighbor is like my marriage. They're both in the hole.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Today, there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So, he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there.
When he was done, he realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So, he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it, my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."