You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is all about makin' fun of someone for bein' vertically challenged, ya dig? The joke says you so short that your parents are SCARED you'll drown in the kiddie pool. LOL. Short people problems, am I right?