Problem jokes
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.