A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
