Privacy jokes

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!

roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."

For all the Harry Potter fans:

A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

If I die, delete my search history.

Me: Spell "I cup."

My Friend: I see you pee.

Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!

My Friend: Oh hehe O-O

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?

They both see things they shouldn't.

So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.

So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"

"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"

You know what I hate about rape?

Keeping it a secret.

One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!

My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.