Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Iβll never forget my dadβs last words. βErase my search history, son.β
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices and our ISP is a legilimens.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. ππ
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
If I die delete my search history
Me:Spell icup My Friend:i see you pee Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!! My Friend:Oh hehe O-O
What similarities do peeping toms and spies share? they both see things they shouldn't.
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
So my kid every time I walk in the door he shuts his laptop so i check his history It was good but my wife checked mine and she didn't say the same the words I head was get out.
Freshfry pls leave me and prince alone! I never ask u too join our chat!
you know what I hate about rape? Keeping it a secret.
One day I was on my phone then I got a text message from my Girl Friend, "Hey Sexy boy wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean..." then I just stopped and froze I read the message I said, "Yeah sure..." she replied really fast, "Theres going to be a few people there ok." but i didn't read the next message... she said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." but i didn't read it I walked into her house but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise and it sounded like HER!! so I hide behind the couch and I looked through the open door and saw somthing I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
My sister says Iβm annoying , or thatβs what i read in her diary.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk but only one person knows about it.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
