Daughter: "I know this is weird, but I feel like someone is watching me when I am sleeping."
Father: "Sorry."
Listen up, you chucklehead. You think this is some kind of Scooby-Doo mystery? The daughter says she feels like she's being watched. The dad? He says 'Sorry' . That means, drumroll please, he is the one watching her! It's creepy and a little messed up. Get it now?