Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about- Anonymouse
My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection
A fake name and fake phone number.
