What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.
*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
There once was a brother and a sister. So, one night, it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brother's room and asks, "Can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared?" The brother replies with, "Yeah, sure, but just don't tell Mom." So the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boy's penis and asks, "What's that?" And the boy replies with, "That's my pet snake." And the girl asks, "Can I pet it?" And the boy says, "Sure, just don't tell Mom." And the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks, "What happened?" And the girl said, "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit its head off."
What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate