What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.
Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who's there? The Priest... Lets go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
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whats the difference between McDonald's and a priest
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Man walks up to a priest. The man says "I am Jesus Christ." The priest says "No you are not my son." The man says " Follow me." The man walks into the bar and the bartender says "Jesus Christ your back!"
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills." grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence." grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child? The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
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The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?", the priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate"
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest from a zit, one waits until your twelve to come on your face.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired"
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
