What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Catholic Priest's Job
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is for dummies who don't understand that a "two" is slang for "number two", which is slang for "poop". The joke suggests that Catholic priests might want a job where they don't have to deal with people's poop, because they be touching kids. You get it? Sheesh.
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