Priest jokes

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What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

They both came in a little behind.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.