Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
