Prejudice jokes

What do you call a guy from India calling you?

A scammer.

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?

A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.

Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.

Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?

He shot a Ginger.

If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?

Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?

Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

I love all races, even the bad ones.

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?

A. A Notsee.

Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"

I hate snow. It's white and on my land.

I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.

Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.

What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.

There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

I don't know, I can never see them.

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

They don’t deserve rights!

The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.

God's racist. He separated light from dark.