Prejudice jokes

I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?

A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.

There are only 2 things I hate in this world:

1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.

If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?

Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.

Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?

A. A Notsee.

I love all races, even the bad ones.

Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?

He shot a Ginger.

Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"

I hate snow. It's white and on my land.

I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.

Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.

What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.

There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

They don’t deserve rights!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

I don't know, I can never see them.

The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.