Prejudice jokes
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!