Prejudice jokes
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.
The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
Ask a darkie for a light.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.