Prejudice jokes
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
An Indian, an African, and an Arab are jumping off a cliff to see who’ll hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!