Prejudice jokes
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.