What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?
I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
