Prejudice jokes
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.