Prejudice jokes

What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?

"Sum ting wong."

How to escape your black school teacher in detention?

(Easy)

Turn off the lights!

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

What do you call an African American pilot?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.

What do you call a guy from India calling you?

A scammer.

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

What do you call a black person in a dark room?

Invisible.

What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.

I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.

What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?

“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”

In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?

I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!

How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."

Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.