Prejudice jokes
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
Memes
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.