Prejudice jokes
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
A black cat will be racist next.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.