Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Prejudice Jokes
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
A black cat will be racist next.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.