Prejudice jokes
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.