Prejudice jokes
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
I hate straight people.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Bread is racist.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.