Prejudice jokes
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Bread is racist.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because of my short hair. I mean, what did you expect? I'm gay, of course, I have short hair.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.