Prejudice jokes

So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"

"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."

What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.

How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.

Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?

The only hood I like is pointy and white.

That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.

How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.

Why is Cinderella white?

Because she is superior.

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them.

What kind of chocolate do racists hate?

Dark chocolate.

HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!

I hate straight people.

Ching chong kading dong.

(My best words ever used).

This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.

"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

Most pakis are disabled.

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.