Prejudice jokes
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.