Prejudice jokes
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Bread is racist.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because of my short hair. I mean, what did you expect? I'm gay, of course, I have short hair.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?