Preference jokes
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!