Comet book jokes

What do planets like to read? Comet books!

What do planets read?

Comet books.

Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."