Comet book jokes

What do planets like to read? Comet books!

What do planets read?

Comet books.

Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.