Comet book jokes

What do planets like to read? Comet books!

What do planets read?

Comet books.

Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"