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Diving Pool Preference Hinting at Blue Humor, Double Entendre, and One-Liner Prowess

C
Crypto
7 years ago

I like my women like I like my diving pools.

Wet and deep.

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    Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, chucklehead. You're saying you like your woman to be wet and deep, just like ya like your diving pools. Get it? It's a blue joke.

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