Preference jokes

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Without other people's dicks in it.

Broccoli is like anal sex. If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

Why do pedophiles never cum first?

Because they like to cum in a little behind.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years in a basement.

Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!

I like my women like I like my wine. Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.

People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.

Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.

I like my girls like I like my wine.

12 years old and locked in my basement.

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody.

What's the difference between a boy and gold?

More people want gold.

Shaenaya likes goat dick.

I like my women how I like my cigars: 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.

I like my coffee like my men, long and black.

I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.

I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(