Preference jokes
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color? A: Blue stop signs.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
I like pepper.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Who likes penis?
My cousin!