Preference jokes

For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

Why are theaters popular among cows?

They enjoy watching moovies.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried.