If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion? Because she knew the lion was always lion. #WORST JOKES EVER
Alien vs Predator
Cosby vs E.T.
Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he always spotted
What animal lies.A lion
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled
what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
they both live underground, except for the eagle
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats the other one says “ your such a Cheetah!” Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
“Roar”
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERhead
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERhead
I'm a cheetah, I cheet duh?
What do you call a child predator and a illegalimmagrant alien vs predator
