What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Where do pedophiles go hunting .... Elementary schools
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks teeth?
A slow swimmer...
I like my clocks like I like people
Under 12
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion? Because she knew the lion was always lion. #WORST JOKES EVER
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he always spotted
What animal lies.A lion
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
NO, YOU ATE MY COCK!!!
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled
What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name
what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
they both live underground, except for the eagle
