Predator jokes
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
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