If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
Why did the octopus đ beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he always spotted
What animal lies? A lion.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Whatâs the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
How do lions đŚ like their steak?
"Roar!"
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What do you call a child predator and a illegalimmagrant alien vs predator
