Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Predator Jokes
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why did the octopus đ beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
What animal lies? A lion.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
Whatâs the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
How do lions đŚ like their steak?
"Roar!"
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
