I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats the other one says “ your such a Cheetah!” Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
“Roar”
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERhead
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERhead
I'm a cheetah, I cheet duh?
What do you call a child predator and a illegalimmagrant alien vs predator
whats black white and read all over?
a zebra after a lion is full
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
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why do cheetahs never get an A+on a test-they always cheetah
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote. he got stuck in a trap chewed of three of his legs and was still stuck
why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? so he could win the race.
What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator
What did the lion say to the lion tamer nothing because when the lion tamer whipped the lion the lion killed him
Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds
See you later crocodile In a while pedophile
what do cheetahs wear to work they can't change because cheetahs cant change there spots
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flyin around about six inches above the water. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal.”
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal.”
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal.”
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal.”
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal.”
Then it all happened
The fly dropped six inches
The fish came up and caught the fly
The bear came out and caught the fish
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich
The mouse went for the sandwich
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
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What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Scharwzenegger and Bill Cosby Predator
