Predator jokes
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
What animal lies? A lion.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.