whats black white and read all over?
a zebra after a lion is full
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
why do cheetahs never get an A+on a test-they always cheetah
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote. he got stuck in a trap chewed of three of his legs and was still stuck
why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? so he could win the race.
What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator
What did the lion say to the lion tamer nothing because when the lion tamer whipped the lion the lion killed him
Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds
See you later crocodile In a while pedophile
what do cheetahs wear to work they can't change because cheetahs cant change there spots
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flyin around about six inches above the water. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal.”
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal.”
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal.”
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal.”
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal.”
Then it all happened
The fly dropped six inches
The fish came up and caught the fly
The bear came out and caught the fish
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich
The mouse went for the sandwich
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.
Child predators:” your so sixey
What do you call a movie with Arnold Scharwzenegger and Bill Cosby Predator
Can people please shut up about 'male privileges'. There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of “women only” events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute
Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up feminists please.
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
