What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
NO, YOU ATE MY COCK!!!
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled
What do you call a movie with Arnold Scharwzenegger and Bill Cosby Predator
What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
I like my clocks like I like people
Under 12
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats the other one says “ your such a Cheetah!” Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
I'm a cheetah, I cheet duh?
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught, having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he always spotted
