Predator jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.