New Predator Jokes

What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?

NO, YOU ATE MY COCK!!!

What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled

What do you call a movie with Arnold Scharwzenegger and Bill Cosby Predator

What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.

I like my clocks like I like people

Under 12

If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?

Who is always looking spot on?

The cheetahs

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats the other one says “ your such a Cheetah!” Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?

Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator

I'm a cheetah, I cheet duh?

So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught, having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?

I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"

Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?

But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!

Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.