Predator

Predator jokes

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?

One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.

A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!