Predator jokes
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...