Predator jokes

Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?

because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!

I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?

What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.

What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.

What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?

Let us prey.

What's black, white, and "read" all over?

A zebra after a lion is full.

The early bird might get the worm...

But the second mouse gets the cheese.

So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?

I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"

Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?

But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!

Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.

Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!

Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.

You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.

Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.

What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?

"No, you ate my cock!"

Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.

What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.

What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?

Alien vs. Predator.

What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.

Where do Eagles send their children to study?

The Alpha birds.

What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.

I know my jokes suck.