Predator jokes
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.