Eating DisorderAnonymous4 years agoI had a dog with an eating disorder.He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
KiltAnonymous9 years agoWhy do Scottish men wear kilts?Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
StonerAnonymous6 years agoWhy did the stoner cross the road?He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
DogHailey ❁2 years agoI asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
TeenagerGG Miller1 year agoBeing a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.