Animal behavior jokes
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
First meme here
that thing found so crack!
Community talk
The difference between dogs and humans is that dogs are grateful, while humans often are not. It is a rare trait to find in many humans. Hence quite comical when humans are called the most intelligent species, yet they are often the ones who harm/banish/ruin others of their own kind. In the end, humans can be considered the most intellectually limited and dumbest species on this planet, unless some of them develop true humane qualities. Isn't it ironic?
Have a nice weekend, everyone.
Uh hi. Ducks are known for committing acts of gay necrophilia Have a good day
so my dog decided to make her fucking grand escape for the 4th time I think it was. like the motherfucker zoomed out of the house. shes back tho and it was kinda funny