Animal behavior jokes
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
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Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.
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