Pop culture jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Memes
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.