Pop culture jokes
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.