Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
