What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Pop Culture Jokes
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
