Pop culture jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.