Pop culture jokes
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Anime cats.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!