Pop culture jokes
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Bye bye byeee
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.