Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
