Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Pop Culture Jokes
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
