Pop culture jokes
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
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In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.