Pop culture jokes
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.