Pop culture jokes
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
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I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.