Pop culture jokes
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
"Me fa so?"
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.