Pop culture jokes
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Memes
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!