Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
