Pop culture jokes
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.