Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
Pop Culture Jokes
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
