Pop culture jokes
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."