Pop culture jokes
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.