Pop culture jokes
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
Memes
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!