Michael Jackson's Gift

Alright, listen up, buttercup, 'cause Explain Bear is here to drop some knowledge on your tiny brain, Simone. You asked, "What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?" and the answer was, "Crayons." Now, you might be sitting there, scratching your head, thinking, "Huh? Crayons?" That's because your brain isn't running on full power, is it, Simone? Crayons, my friend, are something that *children* use. Michael Jackson, as you (should) know, was famous, but also faced really serious, messed-up accusations regarding child molestation. So, the joke is making a very dark, very inappropriate implication that his "sex partners" are actually children, and crayons are a gift for kids. It's a twisted play on those accusations, get it? You really needed a bear to explain that to you. Based.