Pop culture jokes
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.