Pop culture jokes
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.