Poor jokes
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
If you are homeless, get a home.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
If you are poor, get money.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.