Low jokes
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
What hangs low?
Balls.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
How it feels to get so mad at the game. That you can't even explain your anger So you just low key Slime yourself out.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I've been broken, heart's contentious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost and I'm found, but It's torture being in love. I love when you're around But I fucking hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY