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What where Stephens last words “battery low”

you know why I have so low IQ? its because the left side of my brain gets nothing right and the right side of my brain has nothing left

3 disabled kids are playing D&D and making character sheets. The autistic kid makes all his stats prime numbers while playing a Bard. The Asperger’s kid makes a minmaxed wizard with low charisma. The Downie puts drool on his character sheet.

Ugh don’t you just hate it when your having sex and your parents walk in he room and say “ No more dead babies for your mister we are running low!”

Don’t tell a Titanic joke, or you’ll sink to a whole new low.

I like my women how I like my golf score. Low in the 80s and with a handicap.

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

What was the doctor’s diagnoses on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? teraerectile dysfunction

What did the indian say to the cow?

I lowe you, moo than anything

What’s the name for a short legged tramp? A low down bum

What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke

How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s

why do men sag there pants so low and still wear a belt

the same reason women bring their purse on a date and don’t pay

What hangs low?


what do you play fallout 4 with low health? you fallout

One day johnae said what do you call a family outing ‘‘INCEST’’ LOW KEY jOHNAE FUKS KIRBY AND PEACH