Low jokes

You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.

What hangs low?

Balls.

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"

The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.

Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.

What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?

You Fallout.

Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.

How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?

What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”

I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.

It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.

Why do poor people eat insects?

Because they're locust!

Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?

The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.

Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.