"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low......... better turn em on just stubbed my fucking toe"
What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack? 7/11
Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c
I like my women how I like my golf score. Low in the 80s and with a handicap.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground
My friend was feeling low today so I went up to her and said "You know I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life" I don't think she likes me now
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depression😎
Imagine being such a low life that u need people to roast u to have stuff to do
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.
Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
What hangs low?
Balls
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually."
little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
is there a really annoying girl at your school and she so fake well say this...
me:hey i have a nickname for you her:really what ? me sweet-in-low her:why ? me:becuase your artificial
Yoo... Kobe your going down man did you forget the low grade fuel?
