I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Iâd like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they donât let you bring your own snacks.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldnât remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, âBe positive!â
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
