The 40+ Best Unfortunate Jokes

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.

Me and a person downtown.

Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

Me: I guess so.

Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.

Person: why'd you stop?

Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

I get so many thing stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression... Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

What do you call an orphan when there 18

Homeless

It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness

I’d like to take you to the movies but unfortunately they don’t let you bring ur own snacks😩

Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.

I wanted to open a Brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was unfortunately not so well received.

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator

I made a website for orphan. Unfortunately it doesn’t have a home page.

My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type... His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque"

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.