This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket
Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
jokes about the poor aren't rich
I hate the poor, who's with me the rich all the way!
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house
they bring me things <_>.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him :)();((;’
Your so ugly ur mom said I want an ABORTION
One afternoon, a man was walking to a bar after work. Across the street, an Irish nun stood there waving her arms at the man. "Look at this poor drunkard! The Lord does not love him! He will be sent to Hell!" the nun shouted.
The man walked over to the nun. "Hey! I had a hard day at work! I was going to get ONE beer! Have you ever even tried a drink before?" the man asked. The nun looked down and shook her head. "Well, if you tried it, you would probably like it! Would you want to try something?" the man asked. The nun replied, "Okay, only one thing."
"What would you like?" asked the man. He offered her beer and whiskey, but she declined. "How about a little gin?" the man concluded. "Okay, sure. But, can you ask them to put it in a mug so people don't see what I'm drinking?" asked the nun.
"Fine," the man walks into the bar and waves to the bartender. "Hey, can I have a bottle of beer and a bit of gin? Also, can that be in a mug?" asked the man. The bartender looked up, with fury in his eyes. "Don't tell me that damn nun is out there again!" the bartender said.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
