Poor jokes
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."