Poor jokes

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?

Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.

Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.