Poor jokes
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."
"What is it?" she asked.
"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.
"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.
"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.
"And your final wish?" the genie asked.
"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!