Poor jokes
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
You live in the airport.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.