You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the barking lot
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
If you are homeless, get a home.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
if u r poor get money
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
