Poor jokes
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
You live in the airport.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.