Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Poor Jokes
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
You live in the airport.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
