Politics jokes
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?
Trump's dead Russian mates.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Joe Biden deez nuts.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.