Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Politics Jokes
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
