Politics

Politics jokes

Obama

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.

Word

What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?

Answer: Putin, put out!

Memes

China

Why should China be a baseball team?

Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!

Right

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

Because they don’t deserve rights!

Trump

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

Chess

Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?

A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.

President

Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.

He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.

War

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

Hitler

Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.

West

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!