Politics jokes
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Memes
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?