Politics jokes
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Memes
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
China.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!