Politics jokes
Joe Biden deez nuts.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.