Politics

Politics jokes

Right

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

Because they don’t deserve rights!

Trump

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

Wig

Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

Wall

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

Yo mama

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

President

Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.

Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.

Joe Biden

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

Supermarket

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

Part

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

JFK

Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?

Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.

Tower

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Empire

No one:

Nothing:

Not a single f***ing soul:

Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!

Obama

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.