Politics jokes

What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?

Nothing.

Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?

In Iraq.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

Joe Biden deez nuts.

If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.

My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.

Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.

I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.

If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.

Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.

Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.

Who is the most horny and fat ass god?

Kim Jung Un.

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

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