Politics jokes

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Super Boy from Korea.

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.

But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.

So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!

Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.

He he, that's MJ's pronouns.

23 is Michael Jordan's.

Fake news is Trump's.

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?

Yessssss, MEaster!

"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"

I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.

So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?

First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

And together we will make America great again.

You were never great in the first place.

"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."

Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.