Politics jokes
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Memes
i miss when polotics was just insulting your opponent
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine πΊπ¦
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Abortion is not a joke.
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
"Let's go Brandon!"
We will win the war! π·πΊπ·πΊπ·πΊ
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
All hail President Trump!
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD