Politics

Politics jokes

God

    • If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.

    Just to ask the other guy.

    Talk about a male supremacist religion.

    Dora

    • Dora, where do we go next?

    Kids at home: Area 51.

    Meanwhile,

    Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.

    1 day later,

    Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!

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    Palestine

    • From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

    My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.

    But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.

    So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!

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    • Orphan

    • Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.

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    • Hitler

    • Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.

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    • Trump

    • "myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"

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    • Woman

    • So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

    Child

    • I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.

    America

    • What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

    And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

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