Politics jokes
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
MAGAnon is the goat.
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Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.
"What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job," replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop," said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop," said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated, replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
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Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.