Politics jokes
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Memes
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.