Plant jokes
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
As a man can confirm
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
You pecan do it!
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Petal