Plant jokes
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
As a man can confirm
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
You pecan do it!
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
Petal
Grass for lash.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!