Plant jokes
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Memes
As a man can confirm
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Petal
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Grass for lash.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.