What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
You pecan do it!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Petal
Grass for lash.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and walk walk home and
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
