Family Cactus

The joke uses a simile to compare the family to a cactus, highlighting that they're 'a bunch of pricks,' using the common slang term to imply they're unpleasant or annoying. It's a self-deprecating way to talk about family dynamics.

• Family
• Cactus
• Relationship
• Bunch
• Prick
• Plant

• My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
• What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
• My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
• My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"