Plant jokes
You pecan do it!
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Memes
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.